I have a return visit and her name is Crazy Janet. Crazy Janet is about 4'8 with a blonde Peter Pan style bob and dark red painted on eyebrows. Her favorite topics of discussion are President Bush (sound familiar to any of you?), the Bible book of Revelation, my singleness, her son's singleness, the last days, her anti-Semitic ways and her hopes of soon becoming a recorded rapper. That's right, you heard me, RAPPER. At first I found her desire to rap about the world's affairs simply just amusing. Now, after hearing many raps about the economy, natural disasters, her deep love for her late husband, and the injustice in the world, I realize Janet, as crazy as she may be, is an artist. An artist of pain, of joy, of fellow feeling. I admire her courage to do something unknown to women of her age and I love her zeal for reading biblical prophecy. She curses like a sailor, dresses like a biker mama, and loves as much as her heart possibly can. And it is for that, that I adore Crazy Janet.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
"Crazy Janet"
I have a return visit and her name is Crazy Janet. Crazy Janet is about 4'8 with a blonde Peter Pan style bob and dark red painted on eyebrows. Her favorite topics of discussion are President Bush (sound familiar to any of you?), the Bible book of Revelation, my singleness, her son's singleness, the last days, her anti-Semitic ways and her hopes of soon becoming a recorded rapper. That's right, you heard me, RAPPER. At first I found her desire to rap about the world's affairs simply just amusing. Now, after hearing many raps about the economy, natural disasters, her deep love for her late husband, and the injustice in the world, I realize Janet, as crazy as she may be, is an artist. An artist of pain, of joy, of fellow feeling. I admire her courage to do something unknown to women of her age and I love her zeal for reading biblical prophecy. She curses like a sailor, dresses like a biker mama, and loves as much as her heart possibly can. And it is for that, that I adore Crazy Janet.
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It's nice to cyber meet you too! I am sure you are just as charming as our dear Beth!
Crazy Janet is not just a person, but an experience. Come to NY not to see the sites, or visit friends but to meet Janet!
lol I LOVE CRAZY JANET...in fact I'll go so far as to say I HEART JANET... it's one of those calls that even if you're in a bad mood, you've lost your hair, you stubbed a toe, your dog just died, and it happens to be raining and water is getting inside your sandles...Janet is a guaranteed laughfest.
I WANNA SEE JANET AGAIN!!!
she looks more like a doris!
sorry just trust me.
This isn't REALLY crazy Janet. This is far too posh for little lady Janet. One day I'll get a picture of her. She may be coming to the convention in a few weeks. If so, I'll be sure to get a picture of Janet and Phyllis together. Talk about future bff, huh Beaner?
ok ali if she comes the convention , then comes in the truth and then goes on ur site, sees the discussion leaves the congregation,starts her own religion and waves anti-ali placards outside kings county.
anywho she looks like a doris
Janet would NEVER betray me. But if she did, what do you think these anti-ali placards would look like?
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