Monday, November 20, 2006

Five Questions To Scoff At & Ponder


My ultra new, shiny and weekly installment. Talk amongst yourselves.

  • Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

  • If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

  • Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

  • Why do "skinny pants" make so many look fat?

  • If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

1 comment:

SillyAlicat said...

Candy! I must get my hands on this book. That thoroughly excites me to know that publishers are finally publishing quality!

Lila!!!!
In my mind, "man things" just seem to include an overuse of grunts and belches. If only men would realize there role as boys the world would be a better place.